Men, She Said
A woman I used to work with sent me an email with the following list. I'm pretty sure it was because she thinks I have a good sense humor. I usually do so I will share it with you, in case you miss it as it makes its rounds.
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1) Men, she said, are like laxatives because they irritate the crap out of you.
2) Men, she said, are like bananas because the older they get, the less firm they are.
3) Men, she said, are like the weather because nothing can be done to change them.
4) Men, she said, are like blenders because you think you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5) Men, she said, are like chocolate bars because they can be sweet and smooth, but they usually head right for your hips.
6) Men, she said, are like commercials because you can't believe a word they say.
7) Men, she said, are like department stores because their clothes are always ½ off.
8) Men, she said, are like government bonds because they take soooooooo long to mature.
9) Men, she said, are like mascara because they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10) Men, she said, are like popcorn because they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11) Men, she said, are like lava lamps because they are fun to look at, but they are not very bright.
12) Men, she said, are like parking spots because all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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~ I saw a list for women, and if I can find it I'll post it later--and send it to my former co-worker of course.
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posted by rachman | 10:08 PM
2 Comments:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
Incidentally I am taking a break from blogging so I am sending you my best wishes.
Rob (Mmmmm)
Rob, thank you for dropping by to fill me in. By all means have a happy and satisfying sabbatical.
~ r
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