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So what is this going to be? A little bit of everything I think. Maybe that's it. What I'm thinking. What I'm believing. I hope what I'm knowing. And why would anyone care what I think I know? There's no reason in the world that you should. But then why are you here? Cuz you have to be somewhere I suppose. I've never been here before. I may not be back. I might get too busy to care; time is short. That's fine. Nobody can deal with it all at once. There is a lot to deal with.

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I try not to take myself too seriously, but I know I have far too much. So I'm trying to learn how to laugh again, as I had forgotted for a while there. Also I'm relearning to enjoy life; you know, like when we were kids. The biggest challenge ahead is learning how to love God with all my heart, and soul, and mind, and strength. This one is not really that hard when you know the truth. But along with it comes learning to love others as I love myself, and that one is, as they say, "a horse of a whole different color." I think I need to learn to love myself a little more, but the problem may be that I know all these facts about me. Sometimes the facts are simply wrong or they are just stuck in the past. I'm trying to get my facts to line up with the truth. As someone once asked a great man, "what is truth?" If he had only known.

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Men, She Said

A woman I used to work with sent me an email with the following list. I'm pretty sure it was because she thinks I have a good sense humor. I usually do so I will share it with you, in case you miss it as it makes its rounds.
1) Men, she said, are like laxatives because they irritate the crap out of you.
2) Men, she said, are like bananas because the older they get, the less firm they are.
3) Men, she said, are like the weather because nothing can be done to change them.
4) Men, she said, are like blenders because you think you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5) Men, she said, are like chocolate bars because they can be sweet and smooth, but they usually head right for your hips.
6) Men, she said, are like commercials because you can't believe a word they say.
7) Men, she said, are like department stores because their clothes are always ½ off.
8) Men, she said, are like government bonds because they take soooooooo long to mature.
9) Men, she said, are like mascara because they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10) Men, she said, are like popcorn because they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11) Men, she said, are like lava lamps because they are fun to look at, but they are not very bright.
12) Men, she said, are like parking spots because all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
~ I saw a list for women, and if I can find it I'll post it later--and send it to my former co-worker of course.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Incidentally I am taking a break from blogging so I am sending you my best wishes.
Rob (Mmmmm)

23/4/07 5:41 PM  
Blogger rachman said...

Rob, thank you for dropping by to fill me in. By all means have a happy and satisfying sabbatical.
~ r

27/4/07 12:09 AM  

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