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So what is this going to be? A little bit of everything I think. Maybe that's it. What I'm thinking. What I'm believing. I hope what I'm knowing. And why would anyone care what I think I know? There's no reason in the world that you should. But then why are you here? Cuz you have to be somewhere I suppose. I've never been here before. I may not be back. I might get too busy to care; time is short. That's fine. Nobody can deal with it all at once. There is a lot to deal with.

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I try not to take myself too seriously, but I know I have far too much. So I'm trying to learn how to laugh again, as I had forgotted for a while there. Also I'm relearning to enjoy life; you know, like when we were kids. The biggest challenge ahead is learning how to love God with all my heart, and soul, and mind, and strength. This one is not really that hard when you know the truth. But along with it comes learning to love others as I love myself, and that one is, as they say, "a horse of a whole different color." I think I need to learn to love myself a little more, but the problem may be that I know all these facts about me. Sometimes the facts are simply wrong or they are just stuck in the past. I'm trying to get my facts to line up with the truth. As someone once asked a great man, "what is truth?" If he had only known.

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Friday, April 27, 2007

Inner Peace?


I received this message from a friend and I'm sure it's a joke, but you can't help but wonder:

"Rachman, I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

"By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you or anyone you know can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, last night I looked around my house to find all the things I had started and hadn't finished. Then before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Jack Daniels , a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, the last of the pizza and a box of chocolates.

"You have no idea how fabulous I feel. Please pass this on to all those whom you think might be in need of inner peace."

I guess you could give it a try. What have you got to lose. But I might have some better suggestions.
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~ rachman
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